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        <title>hi there!</title>
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            <title>lost!</title>
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So so happy it&amp;#39;s back.&amp;#160; Some quick notes / ideas, just to get these out of my head.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Oceanic 6: Jack, Kate, Hurley, obviously. Also Michael?&amp;#160; Someone on Lostpedia had a theory this morning that one of the 6 could be someone who wasn&amp;#39;t on the flight -- one of the others or maybe Desmond, and that they&amp;#39;ve nabbed the identity of one of the folks still on the island.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Jack&amp;#39;s father in the cabin?&amp;#160; Seriously creepy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Re. Michael:&amp;#160; Perrineau was in the credits as being a recurring character, so I think he&amp;#39;s coming back soon. (I&amp;#39;d love it if this happened next week -- in Tim Goodman&amp;#39;s (p)review of the season both ep1 and ep2 rated an &amp;quot;Oh. My. God.&amp;quot; so I&amp;#39;m hopeful that Michael comes back next week.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Hurley&amp;#39;s hallucinations are just awesome.&amp;#160; The hand pressed up against the glass in the police station FTW.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I love that the Jack / Locke dichotomy is back -- they played it up big time in the season preview, and it was obviously a HUGE part of this episode.&amp;#160; Man of science, man of faith.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Just who, exactly, is on the boat?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:21:38 -0700</pubDate>         
            
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Just when I thought I was done with TV for the season (no more 24, no more Office, no more Lost...is House done yet?), NBC is going to run the final six ep&amp;#39;s of Studio 60 that they probably had in the can before they made the call to not pick up the show for next year.&amp;#160; Sure, it&amp;#39;s not as good as it could have been, but folks it&amp;#39;s &lt;em&gt;Sorkin&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jesus, all I blog about is television.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 17:26:48 -0700</pubDate>         
            
            <description>    &lt;p&gt;OK, another Lost thing that actually hit me this week.&amp;#160; So both the parachuter and Locke&amp;#39;s father show up.&amp;#160; Both (I think) talk about the crash, and about how the plane was found.&amp;#160; And the parachuter talks about how Charlie&amp;#39;s band is now famous and there&amp;#39;s a greatest hits record (how long have they been gone again?).&amp;#160; But neither of them say anything about Walt and Michael.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If they had actually made it back to civilization, wouldn&amp;#39;t that be news?&amp;#160; And wouldn&amp;#39;t they tell the story of the island and the crash, etc.?&amp;#160; So, one of two things are true here...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Locke&amp;#39;s father and the parachuter either weren&amp;#39;t telling the truth or...weren&amp;#39;t actually from the real world.&amp;#160; Or (more probably)...&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Michael and Walt didn&amp;#39;t make it back to civilization.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;Where the hell are they?&amp;#160; Anyone want to bet if they will make it into the finale somehow?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 18:10:33 -0700</pubDate>         
            
            <description>    &lt;p&gt;Last night&amp;#39;s Lost?&amp;#160; Total filler.&amp;#160; All just standing around talking about waiting about things maybe happening in the special two hour season finale next week. In which they better fucking bring it.&amp;#160; That&amp;#39;s all I&amp;#39;m saying.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt;    
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Best line:&amp;#160; &amp;quot;Remember When is the lowest form of conversation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Best look: Tony&amp;#39;s face looking in on Paulie enjoying Three&amp;#39;s Company.&lt;br /&gt;Best Godfather reference:&amp;#160; the tomato garden.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dumbass theory of the week:&amp;#160; Paulie was wearing a wire.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt;    
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            <pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 14:46:31 -0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>    &lt;p&gt;OK, &lt;em&gt;The Office&lt;/em&gt; is getting scary good.&amp;#160; Last night&amp;#39;s episode was great; esp Dwight in the rocking chair in the little boy&amp;#39;s room.&amp;#160; (&amp;quot;Good, you&amp;#39;re up.&amp;quot;)&amp;#160; But Jan had the best written line of the night:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;m taking a calculated risk.&amp;#160; What&amp;#39;s the upside?&amp;#160; I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self loathing.&amp;#160; Downside?&amp;#160; I, uh, date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;     &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt;    
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Dear Sting,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Congratulations on your upcoming Grammy appearance as part of the reunion of The Police.&amp;#160; I&amp;#39;m happy to hear that the three of you will be able to put aside jealousy, bitterness and years of built up resentment in the name of &lt;del&gt;money&lt;/del&gt; the high art of pop music.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;




But as someone who grew up on The Police &lt;em&gt;(and then after the initial benefit-of-the-doubt blue turtles thing proceeded to not only lose all respect for you but come to actively dislike your entire being -- so much so that hearing your voice when shuffling upon great tracks like No Time This Time makes me reach for the &amp;quot;next&amp;quot; button)&lt;/em&gt;, would you mind heeding just a few pieces of advice?&amp;#160; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Get the hell out of the way and let them play.&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#160; Look, even in the eighties you were a camera hog.&amp;#160; We know you&amp;#39;re beautiful, we know you do tantric sex things and we&amp;#39;re entirely too familiar with the shape of your neckline.&amp;#160; But this isn&amp;#39;t about you, so get the hell out of the way and let the world see the other two guys.&amp;#160; Kids need to see what a real drummer looks like, and even though you&amp;#39;re the self-appointed genius of the crew, you know deep inside it was Andy Summers who gave the band its texture.&amp;#160; Give the men some camera time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Skip the drama.&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#160; Please don&amp;#39;t do that thing where it&amp;#39;s just you on stage where the audience goes &amp;quot;oh, look at that handsome Englishman doing the nice ballad version of that song that used to be on the radio all the time&amp;quot; and then bring the lights up on the rest of the band and start rocking out.&amp;#160; Please.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Don&amp;#39;t talk.&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#160; We know you care about the Brazilian rain forest and global warming and feeding the children, so shut up already.&amp;#160; We&amp;#39;d rather hear you sing about hookers.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;No extra musicians, no backup singers.&lt;/strong&gt; I know you&amp;#39;re not afraid of extra musicians, and I know the Grammy producers will want to &amp;quot;fill out the sound.&amp;quot;&amp;#160; Don&amp;#39;t.&amp;#160; In case you&amp;#39;ve forgotten (and something tells me you have), The Police were all about making the most out of the least.&amp;#160; One bass, one guitar, one drummer.&amp;#160; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Grammy performance is certainly an advertisement for your rumored summer reunion tour.&amp;#160; If you have any shred of respectability left, you&amp;#39;ll turn this into a real Police show, and not a solo show with some old mates backing you up.&amp;#160; I don&amp;#39;t have a lot of hope, but hey -- a boy can dream, right?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Best,&lt;br /&gt;Michael&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <description>    &lt;p&gt;It&amp;#39;s week three, so there must be haters out there already, but if you&amp;#39;re out there -- &lt;a href=&quot;http://mikemonteiro.vox.com/library/post/the-end-of-meh.html/&quot;&gt;meh&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;#160; It&amp;#39;s still good, even if the ending of last night&amp;#39;s ep was a &lt;em&gt;bit&lt;/em&gt; of a cop out.&amp;#160; (Look at it this way -- if they hadn&amp;#39;t wrapped that one up in a nice little bow, we&amp;#39;d be dealing with a copyright story line for a couple more weeks (&lt;em&gt;BORING&lt;/em&gt;), and wouldn&amp;#39;t you much rather hear more about Jordan&amp;#39;s trashy ex?)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Best moment of the show was Simon poking his head through Matt&amp;#39;s window blinds.&amp;#160; Now &lt;em&gt;that&amp;#39;s&lt;/em&gt; comedy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(Wait, was I supposed to write something like &amp;quot;spoiler alert&amp;quot; at the top of this post?&amp;#160; Eh.)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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