QotD: Musical Horoscope

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[esto es genial]
"Everything Hits at Once" says that today's a good day to begin a new project. "Landed" means that after a long hiatus, love will return in the form of a new labrador puppy: embrace it. "No Compassion" advises you avoid unpleasant tasks this week; there will be plenty of time next week to dive in. Oh, and I believe the last track indicates that today is ideal for self-immolation.

Taken as a whole, the list indicates that you will be signed to a major label after your first album.
[this is good]
Let's see. Your horoscope:

For your transatlantic flight, you are upgraded, no thanks to the compassionless gate clerk. It is your perfect gentlemanly qualities that garner you the seat with the legroom and the champagne at takeoff. The sunset is stunning: resplendent rays across the bay as the wheels curl under the plane. You know you're scheduled shortly after landing with the British biotech company from hell. But when the wheels touch down, you say screw it, all hail the playlist, and off you go to Last.fm.

Or something like that.

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